And This Is Why I am Quitting Work...

This is me after yet another Saturday night at work from 5pm til after Midnight..after ringing up and saying I had an upset stomach and felt crap. what do you know, no-one could work. As fucking usual. I have had 2 Saturday Nights off in 7 months, and both of them were requested off by me. I handed my notice in 4 weeks ago. I GAVE THEM 4 WEEKS NOTICE. They still haven't put anyone on. And they have put me on for 3 shifts next week and 2 the week after. I am sorry to say I won't be doing 3 shifts next week. I will do 2. And I am not doing ANY the week after. Oh, and I am supposed to go into work today as well. I have tried AGAIN to get someone to work. We will see. Shift number 5 for the week coming up. Part Time my arse. $15.89 an hour to look like this every weekend? Not worth it.

On to other things...the new car will be here on Friday. About Fucking Time!! I am so tired and crap feeling that I can't even be enthusuastic about it today. No doubt I will be happier about it tomorrow when Ihave had some sleep and my eyes aren't so frikken sore.

Negative blog over.

Why YES! he DOES have a big one!!!

Yes Hippy Witch, he does have a big one...BUT, my vagina is perfectly sized, and not gigantic, no matter what the little fez says. (Read Comments section for clarification). F has greatly helped my confidence by repeatedly telling me vagina is normal sized and fine considering it spat out a couple of kids within 13 months of each other, and another one before them a few years before all that. And it must have worked because I apparently started having sex with him yesterday morning at 6am..While I was asleep. I woke up from what I thought was a great dream and was rather pissed off that I had woken up, when I realised that the dream was still going! I actually think that he started it and just told me that I did because I have a habit of it. Which makes me wonder if I really do have sex with him while asleep or if he starts it most of the time. Either way, no complaints here.

On to other stuff. I am divorced!! As of today at 12pm. So I am getting rid of the kids tonight and F and I are going out for tea, and then he can have sex with a divorcee instead of a wife. He is a bit upset about the divorce. He doesn't have a wife and kids now. Granted they were someone elses wife and kids, but whateva. He just has to make me his wife now..MWAAAAhahahaha....Seriously, he is happy about the divorce. As am I.


What else? My breasts have grown again. And as we all know by the photo I posted a while back, they really didn't need to grow again. Unfortunately my arse has followed suit and grown as well. I am putting some photos up for you. They will be above the text because fuck me, I can't figure out how to put text above photos. SO I now have size 16DD,(I force them into that size), boobs and a size 14 arse. And a gut, damn you gut. So..here are the photos::::

First up there is my Breasts...




Then there is my arse, no longer the lovely Size 12 it was...




And Last but Not Least..The stomach and thighs...





So there they are. Good thing F is half blind and not fussy.

I am off to do things that Newly Divorced Women do. Whateva that is :)

Got My Blog MoJo Back...

And fixed blogger so I can post comments again. So be prepared to be stalked. I am going out for tea with F tonight. He has had 1 day off in 4 1/2 weeks and I am insisting that he has a break. So, the house is clean, the kids will be fed and we will be off. Entree, main AND dessert. Then I will have sex with him. Because I can. When we get home of course...not in the restaurant. And after the UFC is finished. Nothing gets in the way of UFC, believe me I have tried. But apart from that, I am pretty boring. F gave me some good news last night, which will get passed on in due course ;-) The kids have been fairly well behaved, no major dramas. FW hasn't bothered ringing while he is away, but that isn't anything surprising. It is pretty hard to ring your kids once a week. I am officially divorced on November 6th. I finish work in a week. My hair has gotten really long, and not so dready now after having a non chemical straightening done. It is still wavy, but not dreading up at the back like it was. And in the front and sides. All over basically. Bloody ranga hair.

Anyway, I am off to finish the house and get ready for tonight.

4 Year Olds Can Kiss My Big Fat White Ass....

My Daughter is so frigging rude. I was in the shower, decided to shave my legs. Because I haven't done it for awhile*. Next thing in comes the 4 year old..the one who frequently manages to embarrass me. Anyway, I am sitting there shaving away and she goes, "What are you doing?". "Shaving my legs". "Why?" is the obvious reply. "Because they are hairy"......"Oh, so you going to shave your 'Gagina' then?"......."Fuck OFF"...or maybe not. I might of thought it tho. Then I was sitting there thinking about how rude she was, and that F hadn't complained that it needed attention, when I started to think "But hang on, he is still in the state of total bliss that he has found a woman who thanks to her dodgy hormones is constantly horny, even when asleep, (we have had a few occasions of me initiating sex while fast asleep, I still go alright apparently), so as if he is going to complain, and WTF that kid just said I had a gigantic vagina which is partially her fault since she came out of it only 13 bloody months after her sister". I am going to blame my nearly 10 year old. We got him some books to read since he kept asking about sex and when we tried to explain he would freak out. We gave them to him the other week and he went to his room to read them. After about 30 mins and lots of gagging noises and screams of "gross" and "They do WHAT???" he comes out and asks a few questions and all is good. but he left the books for the girls to find and fuck me the questions never stop. At all. Even in the supermarket. "So that man would have a penis then Mum? Is it a big one?", "Does that lady have big boobs cos she has a baby or is it cos she is fat?" And now she is telling me I have a gigantic twat! Rude as.


* About 4 weeks ago...whatever
** I just asked F and he said my Vagina is perfectly fine and he loves it. And it isn't gigantic.
*** I will keep him :)

Another weekend gone...

And what a long, crappy one it was. I worked Friday night until 1am and then Saturday night until 1am again. Thank God F had Sunday off. He has been working 7 days a week for 4 weeks now and he needed a break. We went to town and bought some stuff for the Cubby house and then went to KFC for lunch with the kids. Then we sat on the couch last night and just relaxed. I am so looking forward to finishing work in 2 weeks. Am over the hours and the crap.

I actually have tonight off and have made lasagne for tea, and after that we are going shopping. For groceries. which sounds really exciting..LOL. But it is time together and that is what matters. The New Car should be getting into Melbourne today or tomorrow, which is fantastic. We have been waiting ages for this car!


I really am boring today.....maybe something exciting will happen tomorrow...

What's new??

Not a whole lot. The new car is going to be here in 23 days. ANOTHER 23 days of waiting!! I have been waiting for 3 weeks already! I want my new car!

Anyway, I handed in my notice at work last week. I am over the hours and the work and the people. Well, some of the people anyway. There are some good ones I will miss alot, but I will still see them. I went and spent about $400 yesterday on flowers and pots and nice stuff to make the outside of our house look pretty. And it does look pretty :) And today I bought some stuff for inside the house. We are building a cubby house for the kids. It started out as a big wooden box..and now it is a big wooden box with steps and a door and some windows. But it is going to look fabbo when it is finished. Photos to come...

On to other stuff... My oldest son's Dad has been investigated by Child Support and has had his assessment changed. From $35,000 a year. To $229,000 a year. Seems that his wife started up a company with his Brothers wives and they sub-contracted the Husbands out. So J's Dad was getting paid $635 a week while his wife was getting over $2000 a week "Administrators Fee's and Dividends". It all hit the fan tho when they were investigated. Since P can sign off on all the accounts in the company and the loan was taken out in both their names to start the business, they have decided to make him pay :) Karma comes when it is least expected. So P now has an $11,000 debt and his payments are now $1200 a month instead of $180. However, he is objecting to the decision so it will be some time before I get some money. He and his wife have 4 separate companies tied into one with his brothers and their wives...and they overturned $5 million last financial year. But his Firstborn Son was such a huge drain on them that they went to such major pains to deny him his basic rights. Like financial and emotional support. P hasn't seen his son for 8 years. Anyway, whatever....it will all work out.


And why the Fuck is that lady on Packed to the Rafters talking with a Scottish Accent?? She is Australian!!!

Here are the 4 things I love most in the World...

In no particular order :)